#ThirstyThursday Issue #200

The Assist Newsletter
September 10, 2025
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Today’s Checklist:

  • 2 workflow automations to learn ASAP

  • A reminder to be respected more than liked

  • The astrological reason last week might have been difficult for you

  • How to build a DIY coffee bar

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😤 Feel like your boss is playing favorites? Here’s what to do when the vibes (and reviews) aren’t fair.

💋 Why “aging gracefully” needs a rebrand.

PRODUCTIVITY

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2 Must-Learn Automations

 

Takeaways:

  • Make is the go-to no-code tool for connecting platforms like ChatGPT, Gmail, and LinkedIn. No coding required; just drag, drop, and automate.

  • n8n is for the slightly more technical user, offering powerful open-source workflows you can self-host, run 100K automations for under $10, and even integrate AI agents that write code for you.

  • Smart automations aren’t just about saving time—they’re about building systems that scale with you, whether you’re a solo founder or managing a growing team.

Watch the video on IG.

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OFFICE POLITICS

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Seek To Be Respected, More Than Liked

 

Takeaways:

  • The pressure to be likeable leads many women to self-censor, downplay achievements, or soften their language….often at the expense of clarity, confidence, and career growth.

  • When workplaces reward “niceness” over substance, they reinforce outdated gender norms that punish assertiveness and undervalue direct communication.

  • Respect should be the goal, not likability. Cultures that allow women to speak plainly, take up space, and lead without a smile are the ones that actually move the needle.

See the LinkedIn post.

ASTROLOGY

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Uranus Retrograde: The Plot Twist You Didn’t See Coming

 

Takeaways:

  • If last week felt wild, you weren’t imagining it. Uranus stationed retrograde while prepping for an eclipse. This planetary combo delivers shakeups, sudden insights, and emotional intensity that can feel like Mercury retrograde but louder, sharper, and more revealing.

  • Uranus in early Gemini is activating radical truth-telling, especially around communication and self-deception. Expect news out of nowhere, changes of direction, and clarity around what no longer aligns. Lies, especially the ones we tell ourselves, won’t stick.

  • The retrograde pull is easing and now begins the long recalibration. Energy exchanges will start to balance, but full clarity may not land until February. In the meantime, repeat this to yourself: every thought, emotion, and obstacle that no longer serves me dissolves, and I become a channel for joy, love, and abundance.

Watch the IG Reel.

SOCIAL MEDIA

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Social Media Management Is a Mess—Until You Do It Like This

 

If your current social media plan is “vibe and post,” we need to talk.

  • Random posting times

  • Too many platforms, not enough results

  • No clue what’s actually working

Most teams waste hours posting content, but barely any time managing the strategy. That’s where things fall apart.

🧠 Zoho Social is a social media management tool that helps you:

  • Plan and auto-publish your content across multiple platforms from one sleek dashboard

  • Collaborate seamlessly with team members (no more “Who’s posting what?” Slack chaos)

  • Track real-time performance so you can double down on what works

  • Discover the best times to post—based on real audience data, not vibes

  • Prove your ROI with smart reports (hello, brag-worthy engagement slides)

Whether you’re a team of one or leading a content squad, Zoho Social turns reactive posting into proactive strategy.

Make your content work for you (not the other way around).

HOME

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How to Build a Cute DIY Coffee Bar

 

Takeaways:

  • Create a sleek, built-in feel by using a black laminate countertop and painting the wall behind it the same shade. It’s an easy design trick that makes the space look intentional and elevated.

  • Use an 18x24x30 base cabinet with pull-out storage to hold coffee pods, syrups, mugs, and extra supplies. It keeps everything organized and accessible while maximizing your small-space setup.

  • Add a mini fridge for creamers and drinks, and mount a horizontal wall cabinet above the counter for extra storage. The combo gives your barista corner a polished, compact, and functional footprint.

Catch the tutorial on Facebook.

STAFF PICKS

Stuff We’re Loving This Week

 

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JUST FOR FUN

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JOB LEADS

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