7/31/25
Joke: I once got fired from a calendar factory.
Punchline: All I did was take a day off.
7/24/25
Joke: I asked my dog what’s two minus two.
Punchline: He said nothing.
7/17/25
Joke: I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
Punchline: “They’re right behind you…”
7/10/25
Joke: I used to play piano by ear.
Punchline: …But now I use my hands. Way more effective.
7/03/25
Joke: I told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year.
Punchline: Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
