5/29/25
Joke: Why did the avocado get promoted?
Punchline: It always knew how to guac the talk.
5/22/25
Joke: My dad helped carry my sleeping son into his home.
Punchline: He was grandfathered in.
5/15/25
Joke: I changed all my passwords to “Kenny”.
Punchline: Now I have all Kenny Loggins. (I’m Alright, I just like living in the Danger Zone.)
5/08/25
Joke: Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy?
Punchline: It couldn’t stop comparing itself to other columns.
5/01/25
Joke: If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Punchline: Hiss and hers.
